Funny text messages have become a part of our daily lives and it often elicits a huge grin from us to receive a good text joke. The other nice thought that accompanies this message is that someone took time out of their busy day to forward on a good joke to you. Thoughtfulness like that can really make you feel special in an otherwise dull day.
Many of these funny text messageswill have a particular theme, focusing on a particular celebrity or political figure. Some will mock a global event and some have a more local flavor. Some are satirical, some are ironic and yet others are so cleverly put together that they elicit an outright chuckle from the reader.
Simplistic humor often works best and a few well chosen words can get a humorous point across. The other day I received a call from a pretty girl telling me to come around as nobody was at home. I went around. Nobody was at home. Silly? Yes. Funny? Definitely! Find a man who adores you madly, a man who is wealthy and a man who is fantastic in bed. Just remember it is imperative that these three men never meet!
Word games are also an amusing type of text message that uses a play on words. The spoonerism is a great way to mix up word and their meanings and by selecting a few well chosen phrases you can string together funny sentences.
Simply stated facts that use innuendo are a good choice for effective humor. These are often referred to as newsflash jokes because they begin with the title newsflash. A prime example follows. Newsflash. Our local police station was robbed of all its toilets. The police chief has stated that they have nothing to go on.
Comparisons are another popular funny option and range from comparing men and women to everything from computers to toaster ovens and luxury cars. Popular favorites include annual seasonal funnies that incorporate the time of the year or a particular local celebration.
Do not panic if a fat man in a big red suit kidnaps you and stuffs you in a sack. Its just Santa collecting all his hos. I’m texting you from inside the sack. Bring beer. Whatever the season may be, someone has thought up a clever and amusing text message to match the mood, so enjoy and pass the humor along.
Looking to find the best funny texts for men, then visit our archive of funny texts and share your own.
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